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 Posted - 23 Mar 2003 : 09:48:00 AM
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So answer this question.
What does Saddam Hussein ride?
"You meet the nicest people on a Honda" - so it can't be a Honda.
It's certainly not a Victory!
The Mother of All Bikes?
Or something made in France.
Perhaps a Kawawhatwasthat?
By now, it could well be a Flatboy.
Any other suggestions would be gratefully received.
- Louise from Wollongong
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john
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Posted - 23 Mar 2003 : 11:22:28 AM
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| He may have a BSA Rocket or two, but perhaps there are a few Thunderbirds as well in the garage. |
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' there are those who do, those who dont do and those who undo. We must lampoon the latter." |
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acotrel
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Victoria
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Posted - 23 Mar 2003 : 3:22:38 PM
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| I'd say he rides a Suzuki RE5 - doesn't that have a '****el' engine? |
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acotrel
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Victoria
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Posted - 23 Mar 2003 : 3:32:00 PM
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Jeez it's hard to beat the automatic censorship system on this site.
What I meant to say was W*NKEL ENGINE - Saddam Hussein is a W*NKER who F*cks pigs. He's a nice poisonous B*STARD. When the Iran Iraq war began it was due to Khomeiny trying to export his silly religous revolution to Iraq. The first thing most Iranians new about it was when a missile landed in their village. Many fled into the countryside. Saddam simply waited a while until they returned to the villages before he sent the next one over. Saddam isn't particularly religous but he uses the fanatics to do his dirty work. He's a real pain in the *rse and it'll be good to see the last of him.
The yanks should do the same thing to a lot of other Arabs. |
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Posted - 23 Mar 2003 : 10:12:05 PM
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Originally posted by acotrel
Jeez it's hard to beat the automatic censorship system on this site.
What I meant to say was W*NKEL ENGINE - Saddam Hussein is a W*NKER who F*cks pigs. He's a nice poisonous B*STARD. When the Iran Iraq war began it was due to Khomeiny trying to export his silly religous revolution to Iraq. The first thing most Iranians new about it was when a missile landed in their village. Many fled into the countryside. Saddam simply waited a while until they returned to the villages before he sent the next one over. Saddam isn't particularly religous but he uses the fanatics to do his dirty work. He's a real pain in the *rse and it'll be good to see the last of him.
The yanks should do the same thing to a lot of other Arabs.
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Posted - 23 Mar 2003 : 10:24:27 PM
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That may well be, Alan, but I'm trying to keep you fellows ON TASK, that is, DISCUSSING CLASSIC MOTORCYCLES (or at least, SOME kind of motorcycle) rather than getting mad and wanting to kill each other!
I dropped in for a visit to see how many motorcycle forums worldwide are getting hyjacked by (paranoia, Saddam-inspired) vicious fighting! And sure enough, this is the tenth one I've visited where people are at each other's throats! Come on now, boys, a bit of humour (see above) and let's not hate each other - we're motorcyclists, remember, brothers and sisters of the road!
This is precisely what the enemy wants - for us to be divided as a nation. United we stand. That doesn't mean we all have to have the same opinion, but let's be careful how we express it. Where's the old Aussie humour, taking the Mick out of each other in a friendly way?
And by the way, this site is very slow to load. Is there anything that can be done about it? I love classic motorcycles - was practically born on a BSA C10 - in fact I came home from the hospital in the sidecar! So I'd like to be a regular here - but it's taking ages for pages to load. Is it because I've got an iMac? - Louise from Wollongong  - trying to at least sort out the motorcyclists of the world......... |
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Former Member
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Posted - 23 Mar 2003 : 10:28:14 PM
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P.S.
'THE BEST THINGS IN LIFE ARE FAST"
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'RIDE IT LIKE YOU STOLE IT' |
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acotrel
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Victoria
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Posted - 24 Mar 2003 : 02:04:07 AM
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Louise, Sorry to be frank, but the reason that we guys are a bit aggressive lies in the fact that we have certain appendages which release testosterone. My girl loves going to Winton when she sees the guys lined up ready to race, she calls it 'testosterone city'.
You are quite right, it's much more sensible to use the hormone in something constructive like motorcycle racing, than blasting an idiot like Saddam Hussein. Trouble is that Saddam has the same hormone and a psychotic personality to boot, and he simply won't just go away and let us get on with the racing. |
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john
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Victoria
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Posted - 24 Mar 2003 : 3:04:05 PM
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Sorry Al , I think you have wrecked a gr8 fun topic, Norbo started the topic to get the War language happenning. I thought I worked hard to get the Rocket and thunderbird happenning as has Loiuse. Perhaps this is L's point. So lets try and keep this part war comment free and fill Norbos war section with it.
I have thought whether Saddam would have had a Suzuki Avenger or even a couple of Suzuki Stingers, and perhaps a Vincent Lighting and even Vincent Black Prince! He may be saving for a Hyabusa now though. |
John Daley Sidecar #68
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acotrel
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Posted - 24 Mar 2003 : 7:18:57 PM
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| Perhaps the yanks have all got Honda Black Bombers? |
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Former Member
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Posted - 25 Mar 2003 : 8:15:02 PM
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Originally posted by acotrel
Louise, Sorry to be frank, but the reason that we guys are a bit aggressive lies in the fact that we have certain appendages which release testosterone. My girl loves going to Winton when she sees the guys lined up ready to race, she calls it 'testosterone city'.
You are quite right, it's much more sensible to use the hormone in something constructive like motorcycle racing, than blasting an idiot like Saddam Hussein. Trouble is that Saddam has the same hormone and a psychotic personality to boot, and he simply won't just go away and let us get on with the racing.
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acotrel
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Posted - 27 Mar 2003 : 07:00:41 AM
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| Sorry I can't joke about Saddam Hussein. A close friend returned to Iran 'to visit his mother' on 10th March, he's still there. The village is 15km from the Iraq border. |
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Former Member
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Posted - 19 Jun 2003 : 7:07:52 PM
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I hope your friend came back safe from Iraq after visiting his mother.
I'm so sorry to hear about that.
I'm glad the whole thing is over.
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